A Couple Is Eating At Hooters
A married couple is celebrating their 20th anniversary with a meal at Hooters.
An attractive and well-endowed blonde waitress approaches their table and asks what they’d like to drink.
The husband, with the intention of teasing his wife, remarks, “Oh my goodness, you’re absolutely stunning.”
His wife simply shakes her head and grins.
The wife suggests, “Why don’t you introduce your wife to her, or perhaps even introduce her to your little secret, your erectile dysfunction.”
The husband looks at the waitress, who is now smiling nervously, and then turns to his wife. He humorously states, “Ma’am, allow me to introduce you to my wife, the real secret behind my ‘erectile dysfunction’.”